Too Many Ghosts - Denzil has made the mistake of taking a walk at midnight on Halloween in the middle of Tehidy Woods. The silly bugger! Willee get out alive?

The Hill - Peter Pengelly has made the mistake of taking a walk around Trencrom Hill at midnight on Halloween. Proper mental! Stop Peter! They only wanted to be friends!

The Oggy Thief - Harriet Hosking has decided to take a walk around Tehidy Woods at midnight on Halloween. Now she's had her midnight snack, which was one of her finest oggys, stolen by something slimy. Give it back you bugger!!

Spriggan Rock - Eric Trevaskis decided to take a walk around Trencrom Hill at midnight on Halloween. Now he's come a cropper with a band of nasty ole Spriggans who were out moon bathing on their favourite rock. That'll teach the silly bugger. Sum teasy bunch they are too.

Crafty Fag - Trevor Angove decided to grab a crafty fag. Problem is, the silly bugger tried it at midnight on Halloween in the middle of Tehidy Woods. Now he's in serious trouble and is being chased by a Cornish Pisky bareback riding a Wild Yaaarg, one of the fiercest creatures in bleddy Cornwall boy!