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There are lots of goodies to be bought from original artwork and prints to t-shirts, stickers and toys. A lot of the items are one-offs, limited editions and short print run. All the details you need to know about each item are provided in the description. Commissions for one-off items can be arranged if required.

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Clotted Cream Mine – A3 Giclee print

Ang onamo my luvver. Don’t pass on by the opportunity to purchase this bleddy lovely A3 Cornish Knocker giclee* print of a Clotted Cream Mine and all its workings. Take a look at the Straining Room where the cream is strained through a Cornish Giants sock or the Cornish Burp Dragon heating the clotting pot to just the right degree. You probably thought making clotted cream was something ordinary. Well if you buy this print you’ll realise what a magical process it actually is.

Size: Approx A3 (29.7 x 42cm) (11.7 x 16.5 inches).  Media: Giclee print on Tecco paper.

At £9.99 + P&P for this quality print you’d have to be a spriggan’s granny not to buy one.

Delivered to your very door rolled lovingly in a protective tube. For this price theres no point in leaving it til dreckly.

Colours may vary slightly due to your own monitor representation.

*Giclee (pronounced Gee’clay or zhee’clay) – fade resistant archival quality printing.

Ow clotted crame is made me 'ansum

Ow clotted crame is made me 'ansum

Close up of the Giant

Close up of the print

Close up of the print

Close up of the print

UK UK Recorded Signed For Non-UK Non-UK Recorded Signed For

Cornish Knocker 5 Mini-Print Pack

Introducing the first in the Knocker range – a collection of 5 unique and Knockerlicious mini-prints!

Featuring Knockers, Giants, Magical Mystery Pants and more! Cor!

All printed on nice posh glossy card, and wrapped up in a wallet.  They make ideal gifts to share with friends, or just treat yourself and adorn your walls with them!

Behold the wonder of the Knocker prints!

Behold the wonder of the Knocker prints!

Celtic Knockwork close-up

Celtic Knockwork close-up

Reverse of the cards and wallet

Reverse of the cards and wallet

Detail of card reverse

Detail of card reverse

All this splendour is yours for just £3.99 + P&P of your choice. Please note we offer both First Class and Recorded Signed For!

UK UK Recorded Signed For Non-UK Non-UK Recorded Signed For

Cornish Sea Monster – Deepsea Diver

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View3

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View3

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View2

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View2

Cornish Sea Monster - Deep Sea Diver View 2  A Cornish sea monster puts a deep sea diver off his work by showing him a picture of a big breasted mermaid.  Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame.  No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.  Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Frame: Customised vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff.  Signed by Captain Scruff  Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm) Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm)  Frame has an arm for placing around the house like a photo and also wire and hooks for wall hanging. The choice is yours my 'ansom.  The second in the Sea Monster Skin series.

Cornish Sea Monster - Deep Sea Diver - A Cornish sea monster puts a deepsea diver off his work by showing him a picture of a big breasted mermaid.

Available now from The Knocking Shop, the Cornish Knockers Etsy shop.

Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame.  No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.

Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Frame: Customised vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff.  Signed by Captain Scruff  Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm) Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm)  Frame has an arm for placing around the house like a photo and also wire and hooks for wall hanging. The choice is yours my ‘ansom.  The second in the Sea Monster Skin series.

Mini pictures

Both Captain Jack and I hate wasting stuff. I get a lot of paper offcuts (and expensive paper at that) from the original paintings and drawings when I’m cutting them to size, so being the good boy that I am I have decided to use them up by creating an ongoing series of miniature paintings. They range in size from 1 – 3 inches, are signed and made from top quality materials. Best of all they’re really cheap and available now at The Knocking Shop, although some have already sold.

Pants On The Wind. A knocker waves at an old pair of pants floating by in the breeze.  Approx size: 2x2inches (5x5cms)  An original watercolour on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Pants On The Wind. A knocker waves at an old pair of pants floating by in the breeze. Approx size: 2x2inches (5x5cms) An original watercolour on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Groovy my 'ansom. Four Cornish Knockers groove out to some knockertunes they downloaded from the iknocker website.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Groovy my 'ansom. Four Cornish Knockers groove out to some knockertunes they downloaded from the iknocker website. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Chuffed. Four Knockers wave to a passing Chuff.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Chuffed. Four Knockers wave to a passing Chuff. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Good Morning Burpalot. Two Cornish Knockers greet Burpalot the baby Burp Dragon.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Good Morning Burpalot. Two Cornish Knockers greet Burpalot the baby Burp Dragon. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm) Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Boing. A Stunt Knocker bounces high above his friends.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Boing. A Stunt Knocker bounces high above his friends. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Good Morning

A group of Knockers work out the best way to greet a passing Cornish Giant.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 8 x 6 inches (20.2 x 15.3cm)  Signed

A group of Knockers work out the best way to greet a passing Cornish Giant. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 8 x 6 inches (20.2 x 15.3cm) Signed

Close up!

Close up!

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