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Cornish Sea Monster – Deepsea Diver

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View3

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View3

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View2

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View2

Cornish Sea Monster - Deep Sea Diver View 2  A Cornish sea monster puts a deep sea diver off his work by showing him a picture of a big breasted mermaid.  Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame.  No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.  Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Frame: Customised vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff.  Signed by Captain Scruff  Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm) Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm)  Frame has an arm for placing around the house like a photo and also wire and hooks for wall hanging. The choice is yours my 'ansom.  The second in the Sea Monster Skin series.

Cornish Sea Monster - Deep Sea Diver - A Cornish sea monster puts a deepsea diver off his work by showing him a picture of a big breasted mermaid.

Available now from The Knocking Shop, the Cornish Knockers Etsy shop.

Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame.  No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.

Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Frame: Customised vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff.  Signed by Captain Scruff  Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm) Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm)  Frame has an arm for placing around the house like a photo and also wire and hooks for wall hanging. The choice is yours my ‘ansom.  The second in the Sea Monster Skin series.

Mini pictures

Both Captain Jack and I hate wasting stuff. I get a lot of paper offcuts (and expensive paper at that) from the original paintings and drawings when I’m cutting them to size, so being the good boy that I am I have decided to use them up by creating an ongoing series of miniature paintings. They range in size from 1 – 3 inches, are signed and made from top quality materials. Best of all they’re really cheap and available now at The Knocking Shop, although some have already sold.

Pants On The Wind. A knocker waves at an old pair of pants floating by in the breeze.  Approx size: 2x2inches (5x5cms)  An original watercolour on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Pants On The Wind. A knocker waves at an old pair of pants floating by in the breeze. Approx size: 2x2inches (5x5cms) An original watercolour on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Groovy my 'ansom. Four Cornish Knockers groove out to some knockertunes they downloaded from the iknocker website.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Groovy my 'ansom. Four Cornish Knockers groove out to some knockertunes they downloaded from the iknocker website. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Chuffed. Four Knockers wave to a passing Chuff.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Chuffed. Four Knockers wave to a passing Chuff. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Good Morning Burpalot. Two Cornish Knockers greet Burpalot the baby Burp Dragon.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Good Morning Burpalot. Two Cornish Knockers greet Burpalot the baby Burp Dragon. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm) Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Boing. A Stunt Knocker bounces high above his friends.  Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Boing. A Stunt Knocker bounces high above his friends. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Cow Field Big Hat Knocker

The most respected of the Cornish Knockers amongst their own are those within the Grand Order Of The Oggie. Wizards, Bosses, Tasters and the wise form their ranks. They are also known as The Big Hats, due to their enormous and often magical head gear.

This is the Cow Field Hat. Perfect for a country walk as long as you watch where you’re walking.

Watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Approx size: 6.5 x 4.5 inches (115 x 164mm)

Available now from THE KNOCKING SHOP over at Etsy.

Mootiful

Mootiful

Most amoosing

Most amoosing

Cornish Sea Monster – Theres Always Time For Tea

A Cornish sea monster makes a splendid pot of tea in his best china for a visiting diver.

A Cornish sea monster makes a splendid pot of tea in his best china for a visiting diver.

One for the pot

One for the pot

Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame.

No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.

Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Frame: Vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff.

Signed by Captain Scruff

Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm)
Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm)

—SOLD—

Black & white Halloween ACEO’s

Too Many Ghosts - Denzil has made the mistake of taking a walk at midnight on Halloween in the middle of Tehidy Woods. The silly bugger! Willee get out alive?

Too Many Ghosts - Denzil has made the mistake of taking a walk at midnight on Halloween in the middle of Tehidy Woods. The silly bugger! Willee get out alive?

The Hill - Peter Pengelly has made the mistake of taking a walk around Trencrom Hill at midnight on Halloween. Proper mental! Stop Peter! They only wanted to be friends!

The Hill - Peter Pengelly has made the mistake of taking a walk around Trencrom Hill at midnight on Halloween. Proper mental! Stop Peter! They only wanted to be friends!

The Oggy Thief - Harriet Hosking has decided to take a walk around Tehidy Woods at midnight on Halloween. Now she's had her midnight snack, which was one of her finest oggys, stolen by something slimy. Give it back you bugger!!

The Oggy Thief - Harriet Hosking has decided to take a walk around Tehidy Woods at midnight on Halloween. Now she's had her midnight snack, which was one of her finest oggys, stolen by something slimy. Give it back you bugger!!

Spriggan Rock - Eric Trevaskis decided to take a walk around Trencrom Hill at midnight on Halloween. Now he's come a cropper with a band of nasty ole Spriggans who were out moon bathing on their favourite rock. That'll teach the silly bugger. Sum teasy bunch they are too.

Spriggan Rock - Eric Trevaskis decided to take a walk around Trencrom Hill at midnight on Halloween. Now he's come a cropper with a band of nasty ole Spriggans who were out moon bathing on their favourite rock. That'll teach the silly bugger. Sum teasy bunch they are too.

Crafty Fag - Trevor Angove decided to grab a crafty fag. Problem is, the silly bugger tried it at midnight on Halloween in the middle of Tehidy Woods. Now he's in serious trouble and is being chased by a Cornish Pisky bareback riding a Wild Yaaarg, one of the fiercest creatures in bleddy Cornwall boy!

Crafty Fag - Trevor Angove decided to grab a crafty fag. Problem is, the silly bugger tried it at midnight on Halloween in the middle of Tehidy Woods. Now he's in serious trouble and is being chased by a Cornish Pisky bareback riding a Wild Yaaarg, one of the fiercest creatures in bleddy Cornwall boy!

A lovely little set of artcards/aceo’s created in black and white for that old school horror film feel. Watercolour, ink and pen.