Ang onamo my luvver. Don’t pass on by the opportunity to purchase this bleddy lovely A3 Cornish Knocker giclee* print of a Clotted Cream Mine and all its workings. Take a look at the Straining Room where the cream is strained through a Cornish Giants sock or the Cornish Burp Dragon heating the clotting pot to just the right degree. You probably thought making clotted cream was something ordinary. Well if you buy this print you’ll realise what a magical process it actually is.

Size: Approx A3 (29.7 x 42cm) (11.7 x 16.5 inches).  Media: Giclee print on Tecco paper.

At £9.99 + P&P for this quality print you’d have to be a spriggan’s granny not to buy one.

Delivered to your very door rolled lovingly in a protective tube. For this price theres no point in leaving it til dreckly.

Colours may vary slightly due to your own monitor representation.

*Giclee (pronounced Gee’clay or zhee’clay) – fade resistant archival quality printing.

Ow clotted crame is made me 'ansum

Close up of the print

Close up of the print

Introducing the first in the Knocker range – a collection of 5 unique and Knockerlicious mini-prints!

Featuring Knockers, Giants, Magical Mystery Pants and more! Cor!

All printed on nice posh glossy card, and wrapped up in a wallet.  They make ideal gifts to share with friends, or just treat yourself and adorn your walls with them!

Behold the wonder of the Knocker prints!

Celtic Knockwork close-up

Reverse of the cards and wallet

Detail of card reverse

All this splendour is yours for just £3.99 + P&P of your choice. Please note we offer both First Class and Recorded Signed For!

If you haven’t heard of ACEO’s, it’s short for Art Cards Editions and Originals. They’re miniature works of art in any style or media without any restrictions other than the size which always has to be 3.5 x 2.5 inches. Think Collectable/Pokemon/Baseball cards for grown ups (and not so grown ups) and created by professional and amateur artists alike from all over the globe. They started off on EBay but can now be bought from many places around the net. Afordable art for all. A bleddy good idea if you ask me.

Celtic Knockwork number 1. Watercolour and pen on paper.

Celtic Knockwork 2. Watercolour and pen on paper.

Celtic Knockwork 3. Watercolour and pen on paper...as you may of guessed by now.

Morgawr the Falmouth Sea Monster spys on a fisherman. Lipstick on cheesecloth...actually no, it's watercolour and pen on paper again.

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View3

Cornish Sea Monster - Deepsea Diver View2

Cornish Sea Monster - Deep Sea Diver - A Cornish sea monster puts a deepsea diver off his work by showing him a picture of a big breasted mermaid.

Available now from The Knocking Shop, the Cornish Knockers Etsy shop.

Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame.  No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.

Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.  Frame: Customised vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff.  Signed by Captain Scruff  Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm) Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm)  Frame has an arm for placing around the house like a photo and also wire and hooks for wall hanging. The choice is yours my ‘ansom.  The second in the Sea Monster Skin series.