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Cornish Sea Monster - Deep Sea Diver - A Cornish sea monster puts a deepsea diver off his work by showing him a picture of a big breasted mermaid.
Available now from The Knocking Shop, the Cornish Knockers Etsy shop.
Framed in a real fake Cornish Sea Monster skin frame. No real Cornish Sea Monsters were harmed in the making of the frame although I did catch and kill a fake one.
Picture: An original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Frame: Customised vinyl, wood, acrylic and velvety felty stuff. Signed by Captain Scruff Approx Frame size: 10.3 x 8.3 inches (260 x 212mm) Approx picture size: 6 x 4 inches (153 x 102mm) Frame has an arm for placing around the house like a photo and also wire and hooks for wall hanging. The choice is yours my ‘ansom. The second in the Sea Monster Skin series.
Both Captain Jack and I hate wasting stuff. I get a lot of paper offcuts (and expensive paper at that) from the original paintings and drawings when I’m cutting them to size, so being the good boy that I am I have decided to use them up by creating an ongoing series of miniature paintings. They range in size from 1 – 3 inches, are signed and made from top quality materials. Best of all they’re really cheap and available now at The Knocking Shop, although some have already sold.

Pants On The Wind. A knocker waves at an old pair of pants floating by in the breeze. Approx size: 2x2inches (5x5cms) An original watercolour on hot pressed watercolour paper.

Groovy my 'ansom. Four Cornish Knockers groove out to some knockertunes they downloaded from the iknocker website. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)

Chuffed. Four Knockers wave to a passing Chuff. Original watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper. Approx size: 2.5 x 2 inches (65 x 50mm)
The most respected of the Cornish Knockers amongst their own are those within the Grand Order Of The Oggie. Wizards, Bosses, Tasters and the wise form their ranks. They are also known as The Big Hats, due to their enormous and often magical head gear.
This is the Cow Field Hat. Perfect for a country walk as long as you watch where you’re walking.
Watercolour and pen on hot pressed watercolour paper.
Approx size: 6.5 x 4.5 inches (115 x 164mm)
Available now from THE KNOCKING SHOP over at Etsy.







